Monday, March 16, 2009

Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday, created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog and see what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I'm so excited for my first "Not Me!" post! Of course I have not been plotting all week, and after I do something silly, I would never think "Hmmmm, would this be a good Not Me!?" Ha ha!

This week was my grandmother's 70th birthday. Happy Birthday Grandma Lucy! For lunch, my mother took her to Red Lobster as a special treat because my grandmother LOVES crablegs. So I decided to take my lunch hour from work to go meet them and see my grandmother on her special day. If you are from this area, most of you know what a pain in the butt it is getting into the restaraunt from the mall area. I turned down the road leading towards Scottsville Rd where there is no break in the plant islands to get into the restaurant. Knowing full well that pulling across Scottsville Rd. was impossible at noon, I absolutely did not contemplate doing an illegal U-Turn just because I was in a hurry. Once I realized I didn't have enough room to do the U-Turn, I did not pull out in front of two lanes of oncoming traffic turning left only to be stuck in the middle blocking traffic for several minutes. This would make me one of those drivers I always complain about, certainly I would never do anything like that! Nope, not me!

This week, I certainly did not realize that I was so hooked on reading everyone's blogs that I needed to create my own. I do not check the status pages multiple times a day to see if any new blogs are posted for me to read. Nope, not me!

I also did not forget to run by the florist to make a deposit. Certainly a responsible bride would remember to make all of her deposits immediately, and never forget. Obviously I am aware that my deposit reserves my spot for the day at the florist, and that alone should make me remember!

Yesterday, I most certainly did not oversleep and miss church. I am up for church every single week, and rarely miss. Of course my reason for missing would never be my lack of responsibility and ignoring/not hearing an alarm clock. Nope, not me!

Well, that's it for this week! Join me by telling everyone what you have not been doing this week!


Suzanne said...

Welcome aboard! You will be in hysterics (as you know) every week!

Shannon said...

woohoo, girlfriend!! Hilarious. and I def know what you mean about Red Lobster.. good grief.. that place is TERRIBLE to get into!! and.. ahem.. I, too, slept and miss church! i NEVER do that :\ seriously. I'm horrible!!

PaigeR530 said...

I don't feel so bad now Shannon! That was the first time I overslept for church in years! I felt awful!

Anonymous said...

i loved your first not me monday! i can't wait for more!!