Friday, September 18, 2009

Negative Nancies

Dear Negative Nancies of the world (I think we will call you N.Ns for short):

What is your purpose of never having anything nice to say? Do you get pure joy out of making others miserable with your rude and hateful remarks? Do you find them funny? Well N.Ns, in case you haven't noticed, only you find yourself funny. No one is laughing. Everyone is rolling their eyes. I'm not quite sure at what pleasure you would get out of making everyone around you miserable, but that is what you do. Do you simply have such a cold heart that you have zero consideration for anyone else's thoughts or feelings? I guess not. I pity your soul.

What do you accomplish by your bullying attitude? You certainly don't gain my respect. Do you value those that respect you? If you do, I'd advise you to change your ways, because you certainly aren't gaining it. Maybe it just makes you feel better about yourself to make others feel as low as you do. I pity you for feeling so bad about your life that you must attempt to make others feel bad about theirs.

Must everything always be your way in every aspect of your world? Have you ever considered that there is more than one intelligent human being in the world? Sometimes, people just might have better views, better ideas, and maybe even a bit more knowledge than you. Shocker, I know, but it does happen to everyone once in a while.

Please explain to me who or what gave you the fabulous idea that you have a right to be consistently negative. I apologize in advance, N.Ns, but it never will be openly accepted. I am willing to admit a weakness and say that I can be a spiteful individual, so I can't help but hope you get a swift kick in the rear just like the swift kicks you have given others. It's about time some Postitive Patties team up against you Negative Nancies.

Is your life so terrible? I can't imagine a world where the sky is falling before I even open my eyes in the morning. I don't know how I could face the world, but I don't expect to face it in a manner that you do. Your misery may love company, but no one wishes to be your company. I wouldn't dare attempt to put that burden on another individual. Do you really know God, or do you just claim to? I can't imagine you having zero ability to find one blessing in your life if you truly know him. I will pray that you find him soon so that maybe you can find some peace. Maybe then you will allow others to have some peace.

N.Ns, I apologize for speaking so bluntly and rudely. In fact, I'm ashamed that I've had to stoop to your levels in order to release my frustrations. It is difficult to live in a world of N.Ns. I would think that it would be difficult to live in this world AS a N.N. It can't be an easy job.

Make your life easier, and the lives of those that surround you by trying to become more of a Positive Patty. I can assure you that you will sleep better at night, and that Grinch heart of yours might even grow a few sizes. What a blessed world we Positive Patties live in, come join us!

Sincerely,
All the Positive Patties of the World

7 comments:

Jorden and Kristin said...

A-freakin-men!

Amy Lynn said...

I sowry you have been havin' a yucky week with yucky people in it cousin. :( I love you!

Shannon said...

Wow! I wonder who you're talking about. And, more importantly, I wonder if they read your blog! :D

Tatiana said...

I'm sorry you're having a hard week with N.Ns that are making it even harder :( Good for you for trying to stay positive through it all. Hope you have a relaxing weekend at least :)

Laura and Ryan said...

Ohhh those Nancy's of the world always seem to find me. I think when you are happy and smile a lot then they want to be your friend. Everytime my Nancy's complain, I say, "You know everybody has bad things in their lives. It is not about where you are in life, it is about what you make of it. Happiness lays on the inside!"

Stay positive sister!

Lisa H said...

You can be the Cindy Lou Who in the mean old Grinch's life. Your Positive Paigey, (oops, I mean Patty)
attitude will prevail!

Tatiana said...

I am just stopping by again to let you know that I left you a little surprise on my blog :)